Dawn broke on Sunday morning and it was time to load our stuff back into the van for the long drive to Milton Keynes, the fourth show on the tour. Our actions the night before and the decision to plow our way through nearly two twenty four crates of Carlsberg and a near half a bottle of Tesco value rum had left spirits high but fragile to say the least.After a hearty wetherspoons breakfast and the realisation of how much the average farm house might cost based on its location we departed. This trip left us questioning the outlook of traffic for the M25 and handed us the decision of whether to take it or avoid it using back roads in the hope any traffic we might encounter would be averted. After a traffic update from the web we attacked the M25, safe to say it did work out best. The drive although the longest on the short tour, didn't feel that long at all, the banter was high and saw Jack driving most the way to Milton Keynes with the Hat of Shame after his merchandise idea for "Not Ad visors" Three and a bit hours after we arrived.
Its always good to see Jack and Stu from Casio kid, being the first band we ever toured with I feel there is a certain bond we have with them that has never failed to become apparent when we hang out. We have a lot of good memories with the guys so when our paths do get to cross nowadays I'm always confident we are going to make more, which only leads to excitement for the nights later events. We spent most of the show walking in and out between watching the support bands and looking up our favourite family guy quotes in the van on Jacks phone, while also knocking back a few too many beers before our set. Due to some unorganised activity by one of the support bands (Everything they owned not working) We went out to play, because of the hold ups it had now became quite late, this had left us pretty shattered and by this point considerably drunk. I don't promote drinking before playing shows, Its something I had done myself back when we started playing more frequently and from experience it only makes you do stupid things and hinders your ability to play your instrument, something I just about pull off anyway.
The set was awesome though, we had a nice handful of kids who had stuck around to watch us, a lot of familiar faces from our past shows in Milton Keynes and Northampton, the room was huge so it was difficult to imagine it ever looking rammed, but we were happy with what we had. It was a different set to normal, the alcohol in our blood had bought out the more "talkative" side to us, which isn't always a good thing, highlights for me included getting everyone to applaud all of our songs as if they were watching a golf tournament and Marks realisation that he was in possession of a wireless mike causing him to walk the stage as if he was in Bon Jovi.
After the show we decided to go on a hunt for food, being a Sunday we thought our efforts were pointless until we were kindly informed that we could order in by one get one free pizza to the room we were staying in at the venue. £45 later and we were all in bed with a 15inch pizza each. Jack from Casio Kid had also been hitting the pop pretty hard due the fact that as midnight struck it was his birthday, after his long mission to get us sauce from the kitchen he returned with no ketchup,no mayonaise, nothing that anyone would actually want with their pizza, just "Dave's Insanity Sauce" We were informed that this was a sauce not to be messed with, the sauce to end all sauces so to speak. I had some, only a small amount but it was safe to say I could understand why it had been given its title. Mark made the choice to top this and confidently covered a small patch of his pizza with it and began to chew. Now I would like to think i have seen some funny things in my life, and it would be hard for me to create a top five funniest things that my eyes have ever witnessed, however if I did, this would definitely be in it. The sweat poured down marks face, his expression instantly transposed into one of regret, speechless and so uncomfortable that he had to take his jeans off and get into bed. The rest of us couldn't stop laughing, Jacks tears of laughter were so rapid they left him unable to continue his tweet of the experience, if that's not a indication of the hilarity of the situation, I don't know what is.
The next morning, it was good to wake up in a bed with clean sheets and have my closest attempt at show for a few days, a cold bath tap and some soap. One spare pizza from the night before joined us in the van for our trip to Brighton the final date on the "Boys Boys Boys" Tour. Stay tuned for the final installment of the tour blogs.